Eternal Fires Of Hell

ok great... so i decided to join touch rugby instead of hockey... but what does it matter???
first day of training(mon 19/1): raining DAMN heavily...
me: oh hell... rain more and mebbe i won't have cca today nyo
and guess what??? we trained in the rain... YES... inna rain... throwing oval balls and catching them while runnning like spaz idiots...
~after 1 hr of drills with da oval ball~
coaches: now we shall test your fitness gals... you shall all run 2.4 in 15 mins!!! ~ta-da~
me: WHAT THE ~censored~!!!!! O.o i haven't run in god knows how many months and u want me to run 6 rounds of the track in 15 mins?!?! [note: i failed 2.4 last yr inna miserable 18+ mins]and in da rain summore... cold nyo...
amazingly... i survived with nothing more than muscle aches all over [pls dun xiang wai my dear zou-chan] and the most miraculous thing was that i finished it in less than 15 mins!!! [otho i skipped one round which means i ran 2 km or 5 rounds... but thats good enuff for me nyo...] great eh....

today(cny eve)
cny celebrations!!! great!!! go to sch for 2 hrs then go hm O.o||
neway... started with a damn small and pathetic chinese orchestra performance which isn't half as gd as NY's... both in size and quality... so i busied myself sms-ing kit-chan who was setting up a stall??? summing liddat neway...
mcs: ok... now is quiz time!!! *grins*
me: ok....
~after 2 qns~
mcs: so what does it mean when you eat nian gao??
me: this is damn simple nyo... bu bu gao sheng duh.
everyone else ard: whats the ans??? *gives all kinds of poot answers
me: *vomits blood*
[unfortunately we were sitting right behind the row of chinese t-chers]
t-chers: u gal *points to me*! u noe the ans! go go go!
me: nooooooOOOOOOooooooo......
everyone else": go! go! GO!
me: argh... ugh... fine.
[me reluctantly steps out to answer that freaking qn... while everyone stares at me]
me: wadda hell *talks and mumbles to self while walking to the stage*, gets qn correct, recieves prize, mumbles while getting back to seat. then stares at prize. *pokes prize* hmm... soft... and hard... wadda hell issit? *rips open wrapper and peers in* OOOOOooooo one whole pack of time-out choc!!! *glomps* [after that i realised an ava-member was taking photos of me ripping the wrapper open -_-||]
me: *shares choc with everyone* happy ending!!!
~after more performances~ (this is gonna b a long blog nyoooo.... very rare for me ^___^V)
mcs: house games!!!
us: OOOOO... exciting
~first game was to eat mandarin oranges and use the skin to make cny greetings: da words i mean~
us: gogogo!!! stuff it in!!! yes!! stuff stuff STUFF!!! *cheers: GOMESSSSSSS!!!!*[thats our house name in case u don't know]
mcs: gomes is leading!!
us: *screams*
mcs: loy fatt catches up!!! [another house name]
us: noOOOOO!!! *laughs hysterically as loy fatt house raises board with orange skin stuck on it and the skins drop off... imagine the word "ji xiang" falling apart nyo ^_^||*
~game ends~
mcs: and the winner is..... gomes!!!
us: *screams again*
~end of first game... how nice...~
~second game: shake the *fake* money tree... whoever with more angpows wins~
mcs: 3 shakes to the tree hor... first team gomes... pls shake in 3, 2, 1!!!
participants: *shakeshakeshake*
[tree falls apart slightly... top of the tree breaks off... everyone laughs]
mcs: nxt house... loy fatt! pleeeeease don't shake so violently *countdown again*
participants: *SHAKESHAKESHAKE*
[apparently they weren't listening... tree falls apart totally... breaks into many pieces... everyone laughs hysterically... i got stitches laughing and my classmates thot i was gonna die laughing]
in the end they couldn't judge who was the best since everything fell apart... so all got prizes...
funniest celebrations i ever had... lotsa choc to eat as well... oh damnn... i hafta go do gp... what crappy family issues essay 500 words... grrrr...

posted by munky at 21:56